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Women
Question: women ....? Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain that I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Q. How do you fix a woman's watch?
A. You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Q. Why do men break wind more than women?
A. Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Q. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A. Divorced.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Answer: Funny =))
Question: WOMEn?!!?!? why are u so concerned with being fat im a guy and want to gain weight but plz why i must know why that is ur biggest concern in life(i know u may think its ugly) but women that are 135lbs. 5"8 are not fat
guys wanna gain muscle weight not fat weight thats the kinda weight they mean and why ant girls that say this kinda crap answer my questions
Answer: I agree with your last statement
Question: WoMeN......................................................? if i took your shoe off smelled it and licked your toes what would you do
Answer: Want to throw up.
Question: WOMEN..................................? CANT LIVE WITH EM, CANT LIVE WITHOUT EM.
Answer: Amen.
Question: Why do women get jealous of other women who receive gifts from a male? At work, some women are friendly with me, but when I decide to give a gift, or candy like for valentine's Day to a certain woman out of kindness, other women get very jealous, And these women are already married, or have boyfriends? Is there something wrong with these women relationships? Do I show a trait that their lovers don't show. Once a woman manipulated me to give her flowers for her birthday, and she's already married too. What's up? Please give me some advice about these kind of women. Thanks!
Answer: That's so easy. They hate the fact that their guys can't do the same thing.
Question: What motivations do women have to critique feminism? Men are doing it because they "hate women" according to the local feminists here, so I was just wondering why some women do it and say some of the same things we do.
There are many women that critique feminism and some of them are gaining popularity and exposure. Among them are Christina Hoff Summers, Carrie Lukas, and Wendy McElroy.
When you read the works of the afore mentioned women you get a sense that they are truly interested in equality and the organizations they represent are indeed egalitarian movements.
Some women here deny that feminism has the capability to be anything other than a wondrous "happy place."
So men critique feminism because they hate women apparently. Do women also hate women when they critique feminism?
Answer: Certainly hating women can't be the reason for critiquing feminism. Seeing that most women hate women more than just about any man could ever hate them. I think we'd see WAY more women critiquing it if that were the cause.
The only reason women would have to critique it is morality. That is all. Feminism, at this point, is simply gaining more and more special treatment/privileges for women. So, it only helps them. Why would anyone even think about going against their own special privileges? Well, morality remains as the only reason left. Let's see just how much they have...
Numerous fems claim that, "Well I'm a feminist and I just want equality not special rights and privileges." Expecting that to make everything okay. The reality is: If you are part of a group/movement/organization/whatever that is doing harm to society.... You are part of the cause, not the solution. Regardless of if you agree with what the group is doing, you are still partaking in it by not criticizing it.
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Georgebonbon: You have a point. But, feminism is not actually preventing anyone from getting married. Women have all the power once you get married, so odds are the guy isn't going to initiate a divorce. Especially if she's a good wife. But, also, having the makings of a good wife coincides with having morals.
Question: Lesbian and Bisexual women :How do I know if another woman is checking me out? Women are very complicated and this is coming from a woman! I know that women like to see what other women are wearing, or to compare their body to other women. But I can never tell if another girl is checking me out in a sexual way when I get looked at around college or in public, please help?! Men are soooo obvious but women are not.
Answer: You can just tell. If she gives you a sexy smile or a look that says I'm interested, she is interested. Maybe if shes's a little touchy-feely action, that could be a hint, as well. You just have to keep your eyes open and look for signs.
Question: why do women blame the men because women are in the adult film industry and strippers? Women say "if men didn't want it, there wouldn't be a need". Why say such? You're blaming the men for what the women do? Just because men want it why do the women have to give it? Why can't they control themselves and not go into these industries, that should be the real question.
So why do women blame men for the actions of other women?
"If men werent pumping money into the industry"
See, blaming the men! Why? Men DO NOT force women to do anything. Allah is most forgiving.
Answer: Men or Women in Sex Industries are driven by two factors.
1. Excessive lust.
2. Excessive lust of money.
They need not to blame each other.
Question: Why are white women brainwashed into believing that they are less attractive than east asian women? White men think that asian women, specifically japanese women, are more attractive and feminine than white women. Even most white women will admit that their men prefer asian woman. Why is that?
Answer: Are they? Actually in countries where the majority is white, women are brainwashed into believing that white women are the most attractive, whereas in Asian countries women are brainwashed into believing that Asian women are the most attractive and in African countries women are brainwashed into believing that Black women are the prettiest.
And whenever they meet they'll fight over who's prettier than who, not realising that there are unattractive and attractive women in every race.
And actually it's people who aren't white in the USA and Europe who are told that they look strange or at the most exotic, when they don't have those nordic facial features.
I happen to live in Germany and am biracial Asian - whenever I'm out with friends i get twice as much attention than my German friends, yet if they e.g. get 5 telephone numbers and I 10 out of the five and ten only about 2 persons are acceptable. So - what's worse having 3 idiots gather around you or 8 idiots gather around you? Personally I think the latter is worse, especially when I realize that they want to get to know me, because they've got that prejudice that all Asians are friendly, submissive and easy to handle. Sometimes they'd come over and say ridiculously stupid things like "Oh, you Asian women you're so fantastic, at least in comparison to white women you can still cook, knit and you're never speaking back." Um, hello? It seems like some people yearn for a punch in the face. It seems like a lot if people don't know that lots of Asian cultures were matriarchies before and that e.g. Thailand has the highest castration rate in the world. (wives punishing their husbands in case they betray them)
And well, if you complain about men saying that Asian women are more attractive than white women, then you're dating the wrong people. Personally I would always go for a person who thinks that I am pretty and wouldn't care what anybody else says.
Apart from that: why is it so important to decide which race is the most attractive and belonging to the race that is considered as most attractive? It's the individual that matters, not a race.
Question: How many straight women pose as bisexual to attract misguided men? A true bisexual woman to me is one who actually has full sex with another woman. Some women find other women attractive, but considering the amount of time and money women put into their appearance, that is no surprise.
Answer: it is very common in teenagers, not very common in older women. the correct term for them is (last time i checked) a lipstick lesbian (meaning they only ever kiss).
Question: How often do women get away with domestic violence these days? I know there are some women who are perpretrators of domestic violence and are very manipulative towards their husbands. A woman wouldn't go to jail. If it was vice versa, the heat is on.
A woman hits a man, she gets no punishment. I know there are some abusive men who deserve a little more credit because they're the ones defending themselves. There are cops who arrest women and also deserves a little credit.
In this day and time, how often do women get away with domestic violence and often manipulate their husbands?
Answer: rarely since the laws have changed in so many states, for example here in Arizona both parties get to go to jail if there is domestic violence
Question: How do white women feel about white men who prefer to date black women? I am writing an essay about society's preception of interracial dating. I often read stuff about some black women complain about black men who date white women, but I wonder if the same issue happens when the tables are turned? I know the standard of beauty is designed after white women in this western world, but how do white women feel?
Answer: I am against interracial mating, but dating I can live with.
Question: How many Western women feel funny hanging out with women who wear the hijab? I have a nice figure ( but I don't go overboard) like the girls on Southwest Airlines. However, I feel funny around women who wear the hijab, as if by their presence I am made to feel morally lacking in a group. I feel insulted because I am naturally attractive and I feel that they are trying to force their beliefs (Allah) on me. I think a little fun is okay. I love my freedom to independence, and no matter what women say who wear the hijab, they are giving up a bit of freedom. I love wearing heels on a bright sunny day and wearing my hair down, hanging on my shoulders. Also, as much as a woman who wears the hijab wants to believe she will never experience the wonderful feel of running along the beach with her nice sexy muscled legs, enjoying just breathing and being herself. I know other women will answer this by saying they can run along the beach with a hijab which I feel is BS -never in the same way, it must be stifling-literally and figuratively.
Answer: I don't feel funny, but I do feel sorry for them. Some really seemed happy when I visited Pakistan last year. But, just as it gets 90 and 100 degrees here in the summer, it was like that there, and to see women in full dress with the hijab and even some women in a burka was absolutely astonishing to me. Thank God for America!
Question: How did women deal with female problems before modern medicine? Like vaginal problems and child birth and all these things women have to see doctors for on a regular basis. What did women do before modern medicine? Somehow they survived.
Because women today are always complaining about that stuff. They have it easy compared to women in the 1700's and before.
Answer: Yes. Very many women died in childbirth. Children often died before their 5th birthday.
And the average lifespan was fourty years at the beginning of the 20th century. Contaigeous diseases like smallpox, polio, Spanish Flu, etc.
killed MILLIONS and didn't discriminate along gender lines. Please think your questions through before you post.
Question: When will women be respected to the point that they will be allowed to do many activities alone? When will women be respected to the point that they will be allowed to do many activities alone which men take for granted?
When will women ever gain the right to walk to the store alone and back without a single sexual advance?
When will women be able to take out their garbage and check their mail without being sexually harassed in their own yard?
When will women ever gain the right to dress however she likes for her own self-gratification only, without being thought to be doing that for men, and without getting raped?
When will women be allowed to be alone and cherish and evening sunset and relax all to themselves? Why can't a woman go hiking or mountain climbing without fearing rape?
When will women have the right to sleep alone at night without some man busting in and raping her?
Why haven't women's rights movements fought for these things? Why are women still seen as useless except as sex-objects, and why is the autonomy of women still ignored?
This question is about women in general, not me. The word "you" that appears in several of the answers is not appropriate. People must be shallow if they think questions others ask are always about themselves. That notion really paints a selfish mindset, doesn't it?
Answer: I don't think we'll see it in our life time. I'm not sure it will ever change. If more women banded together for women's rights it might happen some century. I think women are afraid to speak up because of losing their jobs, being mocked, and in general thought "damn feminist are at it again"! Until we can get anything sold including simple things without "a babe" being in the picture or making the pitch things won't change. Until we change the laws for rape and murder of spouses we won't see a change. If it were a law or illness regarding men it's taken seriously. Women's illnesses and fighting back being battered, again, things will not change. I wish they would, I would love to go out in the evening and walk or even go to a biking trail without threat of attack, nothing will change. It's sad but it's true! Until men start respecting women it will stay the same! Sorry!! I'm 61 and I can tell you that things have changed a great deal from the 1960's to now. When I divorced I went to AAA to get my own policy because we had a policy together. I was told that I had to have an interview with the manager. When I asked why, I was told "women seem to be more emotional and might drive off a cliff" exact words!!!!!!! So maybe there is hope for more change but it happens only when we get together and force the change.
Question: What gives women the right to make all the RULES for dealing with the opposite sex? When a man says he wants a housewife and a woman who is passive, he gets attacked by feminists. Yet, women feel they have the right to tell men how they should behave in relationships with women. Why? If men can't dictate female behavior why should women be able to dictate male behavior?
Answer: You are right...... women cannot make rules maybe 50/50 but in my country the rate is women 20 and the men 80. We enjoy the 20% and we know that we love respecting our man and enjoying his maturity and decisions over other things....
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