Pass The Peanuts

Question: I'm 10 weeks pregnant, starving, and need food ideas!? OK, I feel like I'm eating all the time, yet I'm always starving. My biggest problem is during the day at work. I eat a lot of fruit and veggies (grapes, oranges, carrot sticks, cold green beans), but those things don't fill me up! I also eat yogurt, some leftovers from dinner like chicken or spaghetti, etc, and goldfish, and pistacios, and pudding, and candy bar, etc, etc. None of these things fill me up. I get done eating, and I'm STILL hungry. When I go out to lunch and get Subway or something I'm fine, but I don't always have time for that. I don't want to eat peanut butter and jelly, because I don't want to pass peanut allergies on to my baby, and I can't eat cold cuts because of lysteria (or whatever it is.) Oh, weight really isn't a concern for me, as I haven't gain anything yet. - maybe a pound. Anyone have any advice for daytime hunger?

Answer: Try taking your lunch to work in which it sounds like you do any way. With your yogurt put in some granola . Take a packet of oatmeal ,Oatmeal is very filling. When you pack the other stuff like spaghetti or main meal just add more. Think of filling type of foods like grains and nuts and pastas. You can also consider taking small microwave meals to eat for snack. I hope this helps you.

Question: The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton-Review Game? I am making a review game for the book, and I am using a Candyland board and rather than just covering up the board I'd like to use what it has, does anybody have any suggestions as to what I should put for -the "To the Gingerbread Tree" sign -Rainbow Trail -Peppermint Forest -Gumdrop Mountains -Gumdrop Pass -Peanut Acres -Lollipop Woods - Snow Flake Lake - Gloppy -Chocolate Swamp **preferably PLACES from the book THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please specify each place..... and where u think i should put it

Answer: for some places you could put the church where they were, their house, and places were main things tookplace.

Question: Which cartoon(s) will you pass on to your little one? For the mommies who will allow their babies/tots to watch cartoons. Which ones were your favorite when you were little that you will pass on to your kid? Mine was Peanuts and I just bought a DVD set to play for my baby while she's playing. I can't help but dance when I hear the piano music intro!!

Answer: Muppets & Fraggle Rock

Question: How Do I pass up junk food when I am always around it? How do I pass up sweets when I am constantly surronded by them? I am trying to live a healthier life style and lose weight. I exercise and eat healthy...that is when I am not at home. I am in college and live in a sorority where we ALWAYS have 'bad' food. We almost always have baked goods, cookies, peanut butter...the works in our kitchen. Although I want to lose weight so badly I have the hardest time passing up these goodies. I could really use some advice. Thanks!

Answer: Just think that your allergic to sugar and if you eat it, you will get a bad reaction from it.

Question: You asked for more funnies, are you ready? Let me know what you think!? Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole ? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did... *I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blowj*b?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word. He knew better. *I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." *My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget . *Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Dan! my, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, ! did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! *This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too! While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off", No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and half of the passengers. Now, didn't that feel good ? Pass it on to someone you know who needs a good laugh.

Answer: i wish i could give you points for making me laugh so hard. thank you!!!!!!!!!

Question: Peanuts or Pretzels? Which do YOU like best as the flight attendant comes along to pass out the famous snack ... peanuts or pretzels? I love the peanuts and will ask for an extra one before I get off the flight! :)

Answer: I ask for a Kosher meal.

Question: Does anyone remember the movie that Disney made called Toby Tyler? This movie is about a little boy who ran away to the circus. He passed out peanuts for a while but when a horse rider broke his leg Toby got to train and take his place to become a circus performer.

Answer: yeah i remember. http://movies.go.com/movies/movie?name=tobytyler_1960

Question: My dog ate about 15 peanuts, are they bad for her? my dog found and ate about 15 peanuts, not the shells though. She weighs about17 lbs. and is almost 9 yrs. old. I gave her ground flax seed and water in her food to help her pass anything she might have to.

Answer: IF it's not digested properly, the peanuts will most probably end up in the stool. Just like humans, it is possible for animals to have all types of allergies. Just monitor and ensure that your dog is ok. If she has any signs of problem, send her to the vet immediatey.

Question: Suffering from Amnesia bought on by Alcohol, can you help figure out how this came to pass? I went out to local Pub, The Brawling Policeman, in my Suffolk village last night. It was the Ladies darts match and the stench of perfume was mixing with my usual tipple of eight pints of Old Speckled Tadger and producing some very odd effects. I remember playing pool with the village witch and losing following a freak mini earthquake. I played a few games of Boule with the village idiot Dave the Duck Whisperer followed by a round of sudden death dominoes with Bent Double Doris who has a thing for me. I won the Dominoes and Doris bought me a drink. I can't remember a thing between drinking the drink and waking up at 5am naked and tied to the goal posts on the village green covered from head to toe in peanut butter except around my danglies. I have asked a few of the regulars at the pub about it but they just give me a knowing smile and say you'll be a fine one for the wicker basket. What is going on?

Answer: According to Dreamcrowd: To dream that you have aches, signifies that you are showing too much hesitation in pursuit of your business deals and someone else will profit from your ideas. Try posting your dream on Dreamcrowd for a free interpretation.

Question: confusing math question? Helga served honey-roasted peanuts at a party. Each guest took half of the peanuts in the bowl. After passing out peanuts to 7 guests, Helga looked in the bowl and saw that there were 3 peanuts left. How many were there in the beginning? *Can you show how to do this and the answer. thanks

Answer: Each guest took half the peanuts in the bowl. So if you work backwards, there were twice as many peanuts in the bowl before each guest got their peanuts than after. After the 7th guest took thier peanuts there were 3 left, so there were 6 before the 7th took their share. After the 6th guest took thier peanuts there were 6 left, so there were 12 before the 6th took their share. After the 5th guest took thier peanuts there were 12 left, so there were 24 before the 5th took their share. After the 4th guest took thier peanuts there were 24 left, so there were 48 before the 4th took their share. After the 3rd guest took thier peanuts there were 48 left, so there were 96 before the 3rd took their share. After the 2nd guest took thier peanuts there were 96 left, so there were 192 before the 2nd took their share. After the 1st guest took thier peanuts there were 192 left, so there were 384 before the 1st took their share. So there were 384 in the beginning,

Question: New Jokes Have you ever said anything that you new was wrong? *I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." *My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget . *Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Dan! my, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, ! did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! *This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too! While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off", No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and half of the passengers. Now, didn't that feel good ?

Answer: that is the best thing i have heard in ages, i nearly got kicked out of the library for it, but the librarians seemed to enjoy it after i told them, good work =) p.s: Thanks heaps for the laugh, Big thumbs up coming your way....

Question: Are you ready to laugh? I am, Hope you see the humour, God bless you. pls let me know. Thanks? Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole ? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did... *I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blowj*b?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word. He knew better. *I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." *My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget . *Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Dan! my, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, ! did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! *This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too! While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off", No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and half of the passengers. Now, didn't that feel good ?

Answer: Excellant I needed a good laugh so will the guys at the local VFW hall THANKS

Question: Are you ready to laugh? Hope you enjoy these. Let me know, Thanks.? Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole ? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did... *I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blowj*b?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word. He knew better. *I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." *My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget . *Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Dan! my, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, ! did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! *This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too! While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off", No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and half of the passengers. Now, didn't that feel good ?

Answer: HE!HE!HE! i feel better to know i am not the only one. A few weekends ago my husband and I went to a fair and when i came back my male boss wanted to know if we bought anything, w/o thinking i told him " yes I bought a whip and we had a great time!" it was hard to work that day.

Question: This is a funnyjoke.Please comment on it.? So when you return next time, you could skip those that you've read already? You need a good laugh! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are some priceless quotes:...... *I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word. He knew better*. *I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." *My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. *Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Dan!, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! *This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too! *While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off", No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and half of the passengers. *I was working in an aquarium, when some new guy who was recently hired was given the task of feeding the fish. He started throwing in friggin peanuts! I walked up to him, looking angry, and said to him, "Damn it! They can't digest that! All they can do is lick your nuts!". Needless to say, I quit.

Answer: Funny stuff. Keep up the good work.

Question: Someone asked for a Stewardess joke; I got this? While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other, blonde, Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off". http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/ From; Willys Jokes archieves!

Answer: LOL

Question: Does anyone want to laugh and feel good? Hope you all enjoy these, Let me know. Thanks? Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole ? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did... *I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blowj*b?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word. He knew better. *I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." *My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget . *Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Dan! my, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, ! did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! *This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too! While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off", No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and half of the passengers. Now, didn't that feel good ?

Answer: I laughed so hard I had to go pea before I wet my self. Don't ever change your ways everyone should laugh like I just did. That's why it took me so long to answer. I'm still laughing. I can hardly type. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hee Hee Hee. You are so funny