Magic Carpet Foods

Question: magic chef or flying carpet? If you could either have 1. a chef who, whenever you asked for any type of food, drink including alcohol or drug, could prepare and provide that within 5 minutes for you, anywhere anytime, until you died. (you can't get fat with the food he/she prepares either, no mattter how much you eat) or 2. a flying carpet that could take you anywhere anytime in a few seconds and couldn't be stolen and is big enough to fit friends on etc What would you choose? p.s. you aren't allowed to make profit from either, only used for you and friends Pps you dont pay for the food!!! it's free, you would have to pay for food if you had the carpet

Answer: The flying carpet.............

Question: Food Coloring and Carpet AHHHHHH!!!!? Does anyone know how to get food coloring (red, green, blue, yellow & black) out of carpet. It's a light tan carpet so I know i'm pretty much screwed, but hopefully someone knows one of those magic products out there, that will get anything out. Thank you all And lil peoples skin lol

Answer: No consumer product will remove the color despite all the recommendations you may get on here. There is a professional product used for food dyes such as kool aid. It should also do the trick in your case. Pro's Choice Red One. When you go to order it will ask for a company name. I would just make one up or use your last name and then carpet cleaning. By the way, red one also works on other food dye colors https://www.proschoicesupply.com/products/?cat=Stain_Removal UPDATE: Stain magic is only for organic stains (urine, vomit, wine, blood, etc) it is not effective for food dyes

Question: What are some dinner ideas for Aladdin? We occasionally have dinner & a movie. I like to try to make the food movie-related (ie. Little Nemo -- Fish Sticks, Bowl filled with blue jello & shark fruit snacks, Go fishing for fish crackers using a long breadstick with peanut butter on the end, etc.) We could only come up with Magic Carpet Biscuits (maybe even putting pizza fixin's on), Raspberries as gems, Monkey Tails using Pretzel Rods......any other ideas?

Answer: Make a blue coloured drink called "Genie's Potion" and maybe some little meringues in the shape of the domes on top of the buildings (ie http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/2400000/wallpaper-for-aladdin-and-jasmine-aladdin-2462317-1024-768.jpg) or some jelly in the shape of aladdin's hat (you know the little round red box hat that he wears?!). I like the treasure box idea - you could fill it with all kinds of things (from chocolate coins to boiled lollies - representing jewels, to snakes - the lollie kind of course!, etc) Or theme the food just from the area that aladdin was set - ie kebabs, hommus dips, etc

Question: I keep hearing that Romania is poor... is it that bad? Ok, a bunch of my friend's and I hear that Romania is poor and Romanians are poor. I hear on newscasts and in history class and everything. We even make fun of our Romanian friend and call him "Dirty Romanian" and throw food on the floor and tell him to eat it. THIS IS A JOKE SO DON'T BE OFFENDED. My friends joke with me like that saying 'magic carpet', 'abu', and call me a terrorist even though I'm Indian. We all make jokes, but our Romanian friend acts really pissed off. So, is Romania really that poor? Is it that bad? Well, thanks for answering, but we'll still be joking. Brian's still gonna be " Hairy wolfman who can't afford food" though.

Answer: Most of eastern Europe is probably comparable to a white Mexico with out the over population. Lots of people grow up in deep poverty in rural area and ones in the city don't have it much better. Its a result of Communism. They effectivley sucked all of the wealth and prosperity out of the areas and moved everyone into pre packaged project housing and gave everyone the same clothes to wear.

Question: book name? - 2 sisters and they are princesses deals with dragons and magic...? I think one is blonde the other is brown hair well something happens to the blonde one and the other has to save her. She has to fight all these creatures... i think... Umm Oh! I remember clearly that she had this carpet or something that can pop out food lol. Her sister eventually dies? but turns to an angel or a fairy or something and that was the end. At least her sister was alive and not dead... Anyways i read this when I was very young and I want to find out the name of it for some kids that I know. So, anyone know the name?

Answer: Like the person above me said, it's by the author of Enchanted. It's called 'Two Princesses of Bamarre' by Gail Carson Levine. I hope this helps :)

Question: Funny instructions? 1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. (ah well, ill just have to find a magic carpet instead) 2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. ( really? I thought I was imagining them to be there) 3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. ( I wouldn’t do that if I were you) 4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. (why? Is everything going to spill out if I don’t?) 5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. ( are you sure this stuff works?) 6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.) 7. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END. (really? I thought that the coke would come out of the bottom through an imaginary hole) 8.On a Sears hairdryer – DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) 9.On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special!) 10. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be, how?) 11. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) – DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Damn! Too late, I just turned it over) 12. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) 13. On a Korean kitchen knife – WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (Hey! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?) 14.On most brands of Christmas lights -- "FOR INDOOR OR OUT DOOR USE ONLY” (as opposed to...what use in outer space)? 15.On a Japanese food processor -- "NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit confused) 16. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts? ) 17. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. (I'm glad they cleared that up.) 18. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. (aw! I was hopping this would stop the chainsaw faster.?) 19.On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (frozen dinners? I think I will just eat it as it is seeing as its ‘JUST’ a sujestion) 20.On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? 21.On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "DO NOT DRIVE OR OPPERATE MACHINERY AFTER USE (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) 22.On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS." (and...I'm taking this because???....) 23.On a child's Superman costume -- "WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) lol, sorry, i dunno why i said genitals, i heard that word before and thought it was another word for fingernails but i just looked it up now and well........LOL it wasnt what i had in mind.

Answer: i like the small appliance ones: do not use while bathing do not use while sleeping

Question: You asked for another SURVEY!You got it!!!!Their wild too!? 1. What would you eat on a magic carpet? 2. Could you eat your favorite soup on the moon with no gravity? 3. What's the funniest restaurant name you can think of? 4. If you were stuck on a island with nothing but jello what flavor would it be? 5. If you were to food to fall from the sky what would come first icecream or cakes 6. Whats weirder a man made out of corn or a dog harvesting corn? 7. Would you use tomato soup for your swimming pool? i meant to say a man made out of corn or a dog harvesting corn you would get the question if you took my other survey...sorry

Answer: 1. Pepperoni Pizza then bbq pringles . 2.Yes i do love tomato soup wherever eaten 3. The cod father and wok this way . 4.Cherry 5.Ice Cream only ben and Jerry's though . 6.a dog harvesting corn 7.YES only cold tomato soup .

Question: Please can you give me your thoughts on the Ground Rules I've set for my kids? 1. Work Before Play Schoolwork & Chores before: Playing, Games, TV, or Computer. 2. Be Respectful & Responsible No: Name-Calling or Cussing; Talking about or Acting out anything to do with Sex, Drugs or Violence; Showing your privates or underwear, or showing anyone else’s (pantsing); If You have a Problem Try to Resolve it, Walk Away, or Get Help From an Adult. Never Physically Fight! 3. Be Honest Be truthful without being hurtful; Don’t Steal. 4. Treat Things Nicely Use “Walking Feet” & an “Indoor Voice” in the house; Don’t Slam Doors; No Food or Shoes on the Carpet or Furniture; Ask Permission to use things that aren’t yours; Don’t break things. 5. Use Manners Use your “Magic Words” & Table Manners; Knock & ask if you can come in; Cover your nose & mouth when you sneeze or cough; Excuse yourself to fart; If you are going to the bathroom ALWAYS close the door!!! If you use the last of the TP replace the roll. Magic Words: Hello, Good Day, Good Bye, I Love You, Please, Thank you, You’re Welcome, Yes/No Sir or Ma'am, Pardon Me, I’m Sorry. Table Manners: Sit Up Straight, Use Your Silverware, Chew with Your Mouth Closed, Eat What You are Given Even if You Don‘t Like it, Stay Seated Until You are Finished, Ask to Be Excused, & Be Grateful. 6. Pay Attention & Follow Instructions No back-talk or interrupting; Follow adult instructions right away. 7. Be Tidy Turn off lights; Rinse your dishes; Clean the table; Clean up spills & messes right away; Put dirty laundry in the hamper; Throw garbage & recycling where it‘s supposed to go; Put away CD’s, DVD’s, & Games immediately; Make your bed; Keep your bedroom, hall, bathroom, & the schoolroom clean. 8. Practice Proper Hygiene Wash Your Hands After Using the Bathroom; Take showers; Brush your teeth & hair; Wear deodorant. 9. Always Do Your Best! Thanks for all the Positive words & Jayne I don't mind if you steal it (for personal use anyway cuz im attempting to write a book ;) The eat what you're given stems from me babysitting & feeding kids who waste everything on their plate. Once I made mac&cheese w/steamed carrots. The little girl liked them each fine till she mixed them than refused to eat it wasting a whole bowl of food. I don't make enough money to waste food. Also, I have no problem with someone being full & saving food for later. It's just wasteing perfectly good food... Flusterated: I teachin my kids these things... I only wrote this list cuz Im having trouble w/neighbor kids not following my rules & getting lectures from their parents saying my rules are unrealistic (Literally, a parent told me my rules are unrealistic after I told her I expected her son not to sniff markers in my house, her daughter not to roll on the floor flashing her panties, & if they eat at my house they don't turn their noses up) Just Some Guy: The list is obviously simplified for little kids... & I don't get overly upset if the rules are broken, w/in reason Rachel: They call me mom & dad, dad. But outside to people we dont know, as a matter of respect, you would use sir or ma'am.

Answer: Excellent. Stick with them though. Once you set them, no going easy on them.

Question: Product Reveiw: Swivel Sweeper? K, i have had hit or miss luck with "As seen on TV" products. I LOVE my Shark Steam Mop but hated my Tobi Garment Steamer. I hated my Magic Bullet but love my Bonzai Food Chopper. Now I have found my next "As seen..." product. Its the Swivel Sweeper. I have 4 cats and 3 teenagers in my home and I am a clean freak. I currently have the Swiffer Vac and I do like it but it does not hold a charge long enough. I need a good sweeper that can work on low carpet and bare floors. The Swivel Sweeper is getting mixed reviews. Everyone admits it works really well at picking every type of debris up and that it is really super easy to use BUT a few people complained that after just a few months the rechargeable battery goes. Please, I really need a product like this for my home, can anyone give me a review on this product The Swivel Sweeper As Seen on TV? In particular does anyone know if it is great for pet hair on bare floors?

Answer: My mom LOVES hers and even gave me one for Christmas...but I have yet to use it. She does not allow pets in the house, so I'm not sure about the pet question, but it sure does a good job of getting everything else up. The reason I don't use mine is because it's so loud! That's the only drawback as far as I can tell. P.S. I love my magic bullet :-)

Question: 100 QUESTION CHALLENGE? Please answer ps...it took me an hour and a half to make this! ♥ Which one... 1.take a plane or boat 2.ice cream or ice pop 3.xbox 360 or ps3 4.famous and poor or rich and a nobody 5.tall and skinny or short and chubby 6. Lamborghini or Ferrari 7.mcdonalds or burgerking 8.cute or sexy 9.crackers or bread 10.sprint or verizon(cell phone company) 11. laptop or desktop 12.drive a car or have a driver(lemo) 13.young or old 14.headphones or earphones 15.hp or dell 16.silver or gold 17.sneaker or flip-flops 18.brush or comb 19. red or blue 20.dollar bills or coins ♥ When was the last time you... 21.walked to school 22.cleaned the house without being told to 23.got into a fight 24.buaght a gift for someone(without a special occasion) 25.stayed up past 12 in the morning 26.kissed someone 27.went to a different continent 28.got mosquito bite 29.cut your toe nails 30.slept with the tv on all night ♥ Have you ever... 31.wished some one was dead 32.broke a bone 33.cheated on a test 34.hit your mother 35.fell down a flight of stairs 36.been to a five star hotel 37.took a shower longer than 45 minuets 38.thrown up on someone else 39.tried to lick your nose 40.got what you wanted ♥ Random stuff.. 41.what time is it 42.what year were you born 43.favorite food 44.what deodorant do you use 45.do you have carpet in your room ♥ (more) When was the last time you... 46.played video games for more then 3 hours straight 47.charged your phone 48.ate a banana 49.cracked your knuckles 50.talked to yourself ♥ How many... 51.cars do you own 52.siblings do you have 53.times a day do you brush you teeth 54.phones have you owned 55.you moved(houses) 56.coins do you have in your piggy bank 57.cups of water you drunk to day 58.tvs do you have in your house 59.you couldnt go to sleep 60.felt like giving up on school ♥ (more) Which one... 61.t-shirt or tanktop 62.suburbs or city 63.firefox or google chrom 64.4 fingers or 4 toes 65.shot in the head or heart(by gun if you had to chose) 66.dirty or clean 67.spoon or fork 68.chicken or turkey 69.mustard or ketchup 70.meet bill gates or donald trump 71.burning hot or freezing cold(weather) 72.pen or pencil 73.have kids or be lonely 74.candy or fruits 75.live in north korea or south korea ♥ Do you believe in... 76.god 77.luck 78.beating your child(if they don't listen) 79.aleains 80.magic 81.killing animals for fun(like shooting a deer) 82.war 83.love at first site 84.big foot 85.lockness monster 86.how long have you been taking this 87.do you have cable or dish 88.is it hot outside 89.did you go to work today 90.if you could would you be the president of your country 91.do you have earing on(male or female) 92.do you have a headeach 93.can you say the alphabet backwards 94.are you gay 95.how many mail did you receive today 96.are you in the mood for french fries 97.have you ever got punched in the face 98.do you iron your cloths for the week 99.did you realize this is the 99th question 100.how do you fell now that you finished the test

Answer: 1. plane 2. ice cream 3. Xbox 360 4. rich and nobody 5. tall skinny 6. Ferrari 7. McDonalds 8. both XD 9. bread 10. sprint 11. laptop 12. drive car 13. young 14. ear phones 15. dell 16. gold 17. sneakers 18. brush 19. red 20. dollor bills 21. never 22. never 23. fist fight no argument everyday 24. year ago 25. 2 years ago 26. unfortunetly never 27. once 5 years ago 28. everyday 29. 5 days ago 30. never 31. never 32. yes 33. yes 34. nope 35. everyday 36. yes 37. maybe 38. yes baby 39. yes 40. yes 41.11:10PM 42. 1992 43. PIZZA 44. who needs deoderant 45. Cement baby! 46. ...huh... oh GAMES 47. recently 48. ... 49. now 50. I was thinking this was the time 51. 1 52. 2 53. 3 54. 4 55. 5 56. 1,2,3,4,5,6....2,998, 2999, 3000!!!! 57. alot 58. 4 59. huh...i dont get it 60. now 61.t shirt 62. city 63. FOX 64. 4 teeth 65. head 66. sparkle 67.spork 68. turkey 69. catsup 70. Bill trump 71. to cold to answer 72. pen...cil 73. kiddies 74. fruit candy 75. south 76. Yes 77. no 78.no 79.no. 80 no 81.no 82.no 83. yes 84.no 85. yes 86. uhh since forever 87neither 88... i dont knwo i inside 89. define work 90.nope 91.nope 92.... 93. yes 94....no comment 95. email or mail 96. always 97. no 98. no 99.OMG!!!!!!!!! 100. WTF just happend to 1 hr of my life!!!

Question: 100 Question CHALLENGE...? Please answer ps...it took me an hour and a half to make this! ♥ Which one... 1.take a plane or boat 2.ice cream or ice pop 3.xbox 360 or ps3 4.famous and poor or rich and a nobody 5.tall and skinny or short and chubby 6. Lamborghini or Ferrari 7.mcdonalds or burgerking 8.cute or sexy 9.crackers or bread 10.sprint or verizon(cell phone company) 11. laptop or desktop 12.drive a car or have a driver(lemo) 13.young or old 14.headphones or earphones 15.hp or dell 16.silver or gold 17.sneaker or flip-flops 18.brush or comb 19. red or blue 20.dollar bills or coins ♥ When was the last time you... 21.walked to school 22.cleaned the house without being told to 23.got into a fight 24.buaght a gift for someone(without a special occasion) 25.stayed up past 12 in the morning 26.kissed someone 27.went to a different continent 28.got mosquito bite 29.cut your toe nails 30.slept with the tv on all night ♥ Have you ever... 31.wished some one was dead 32.broke a bone 33.cheated on a test 34.hit your mother 35.fell down a flight of stairs 36.been to a five star hotel 37.took a shower longer than 45 minuets 38.thrown up on someone else 39.tried to lick your nose 40.got what you wanted ♥ Random stuff.. 41.what time is it 42.what year were you born 43.favorite food 44.what deodorant do you use 45.do you have carpet in your room ♥ (more) When was the last time you... 46.played video games for more then 3 hours straight 47.charged your phone 48.ate a banana 49.cracked your knuckles 50.talked to yourself ♥ How many... 51.cars do you own 52.siblings do you have 53.times a day do you brush you teeth 54.phones have you owned 55.you moved(houses) 56.coins do you have in your piggy bank 57.cups of water you drunk to day 58.tvs do you have in your house 59.you couldnt go to sleep 60.felt like giving up on school ♥ (more) Which one... 61.t-shirt or tanktop 62.suburbs or city 63.firefox or google chrom 64.4 fingers or 4 toes 65.shot in the head or heart(by gun if you had to chose) 66.dirty or clean 67.spoon or fork 68.chicken or turkey 69.mustard or ketchup 70.meet bill gates or donald trump 71.burning hot or freezing cold(weather) 72.pen or pencil 73.have kids or be lonely 74.candy or fruits 75.live in north korea or south korea ♥ Do you believe in... 76.god 77.luck 78.beating your child(if they don't listen) 79.aleains 80.magic 81.killing animals for fun(like shooting a deer) 82.war 83.love at first site 84.big foot 85.lockness monster 86.how long have you been taking this 87.do you have cable or dish 88.is it hot outside 89.did you go to work today 90.if you could would you be the president of your country 91.do you have earing on(male or female) 92.do you have a headeach 93.can you say the alphabet backwards 94.are you gay 95.how many mail did you receive today 96.are you in the mood for french fries 97.have you ever got punched in the face 98.do you iron your cloths for the week 99.did you realize this is the 99th question 100.how do you fell now that you finished the test

Answer: 1) plane 2) ice pop 3) ps3 4) rich and a nobody 5) tall and skinny 6) ferrari 7) mcdonalds 8) cute 9) crackers 10) verizon 11) desktop 12) drive a car 13) young 14) earphones 15) HP 16) silver 17) sneaker 18) brush 19) red 20) dollar bills 21) never 22) some time ago... 23) today :) 24) hmmm few months ago 25) yesterday 26) never ~certified lip virgin here~ :] 27) last month 28) five days ago 29) last week.. i think 30) never 31) yea.. almost everyday 32) never 33) yea 34) never 35) yea 36) yea 37) yea 38) yea 39) yea 40) yea 41) 8:50 pm 42) 1996 43) idk 44) dove 45) yea 46) never 47) right now 48) long time ago (hate banana) 49) this afternoon 50) last night 51) cant drive but my family has three 52) one 53) two 54) four 55) zero 56) some 57) a bottle and a cup 58) three 59) lots 60) a few times 61) t-shirt 62) city 63) google chrom 64) 4 toes 65) shot in the head 66) clean 67) fork 68) chicken 69) ketchup 70) bill gates 71) freezing cold 72) pencil 73) have kids 74) fruits 75) south korea 76) yes 77) sometimes 78) NO 79) welll... 80) no 81) no 82) no 83) yes (but its very rare) 84) hahahaha!!! no. 85) no... 86) eleven minutes 87) dish 88) no.. its night time 89) lol if i worked itll be called child labor :P 90) nope 91) no 92) sorta 93) nope.. i can barely say it forwards without the song!! 94) no. straight as a line 95) two 96) no 97) yea 98) no.. who does that? 99) umm yea.. i just typed the number 99 100) tired sorta.. ok all better now!! fun but drains energy :]

Question: I feel like I am failing my daughter nutritionally? Her pickyness w/me is really getting to me? I was really looking forward to having the entire week off from work due to spring break (I work at a school in the office) and being with my little girl. BUT I forgot how "bad" I am at feeding her! whenever my mil watches her, she always says "oh she ate so much today". well either she's got the magic touch or she's force feeding her b/c I can't get my own daughter to eat and it makes me want to cry. Here's a typical food-wise day for her w/me al day: ---this morning---sat her at the table with me in a regular chair, (shes able to sit like a big person), with some strawberries n' cream cream of wheat. I have cream of wheat too and eat in front of her. She refused, ran away, i told her sternly to come back or i'm throwing it away, she laughs, i then physically get her and sit her on my lap, get her to take one bite then she runs away again. So, then i figure maybe shes not in the mood for hot cereal, so i get her rice crispies instead. She had maybe 5 spoonfuls (of a big spoon) and that was it. ---Snack: some strawberries and grapes in a bowl, usually this is a hit even w/me but today she had 2 bites and threw the rest on the carpet. ---Lunch; I made bowtie pasta w/pasta sauce and some broccoli and cheese sauce mixed in. to me it was pretty good, she took maybe 6 spoonfuls and that was it. I then offered her a yogurt, the strawberry flavor that she usually likes, and she ran off. Also, between the 6 spoonfuls it was a battle: she would take 1 bite, then run off. i firmly told her to come back, shed laugh, I'd go and fetch her. I then finally sucked up and turned on abby cadabby on youtube for her (that usually gets ehr distracted enough to open ehr mouth and eat0. With that only the 2 last bites. 2nd snack: milk w/some dry cheerios and grapes, had all the milk, only like 5 cheerios and 2 grapes. These are her fave sometimes. tonight i plan on making lasagana, the frozen kind. the kind my mom makes she will tear up even when i feed it to her, hopefully it will be the same for this. I am really feeling discouraged that i have so much trouble convincing her to eat, that i put in all this effort making things for her that i think are healthy and also tasty only to throw most of it away. I am so desperate and i don't know what to do. I am frustrated and puzzled as to why my mil, my mom, even her dad, and even the DAYCARE PROVIDER, a near stranger, can get her to sit and eat and i can't. My mom says she's playing a game w/me. is she do you think? I wish this game would stop. if only she knew how sad it made Mommy feel lol. also she doesn't run out of energy, she can go all day on just a few bites and a few sips of any liquid, it bugs me lol how she manages to do this and not need food that much. I took her to the dr's today for a cough that's ongoing, and brought this up too. They said it was a separate issue and required a separate appt so next tues I can say all this to the pedi. She said it did sound like a cause for concern---getting her to just sit and eat---b/c it's been ongoing. She's 20 months btw. also, when she was younger i introduced solids to her in a highchair, so it's not like she started out just being able to get up while eating. I had her in her highchair til about 15 mons old then i decided to take the daycare provider's advice and let her eat liek a 'big person" sitting ina regular chair. but now i think i should bring the highchair back and so does the pediatrician i saw today. but I stopped bc it did seem too confinign and she was always doing potentially dangerous things in it like try to climb out even when strapped in etc. Why is she like this w/ mainly just me? Any other moms dealing/dealt with similar behavior eating-wise? k; i DO give her a variety. What i gave her today was not the same as what i offered yesterday, or the day before. BUT i do try and give her things she will predictably eat, like cheerio's. how is what i'm doing 'utterly crazy'? it's only utterly crazy bc of the way SHE acts. but you're right: i need to not coax her or praise her, and treat eating as more a casual thing. Also, I don't only spoon-feed her, I offer her plenty of finger foods (grapes, fries, pasta, dry cereals, blocks of cheese, cut up steamed veggies0 but even then she runs away or throw it on the floor. so sometimes spoon-feeding her is the only way i can get her to take bites.

Answer: sounds like she is just messing with you :( i agree about bringing back the high chair, let her know when she starts sitting nicely to eat she will be allowed back sitting with you in a big girls chair.

Question: What are your favourite Rap/Hip Hop Albums for the year 2006? Well only a few years left now... Here are the results for 2005 that mysteriously disappeared off the additional information for that question : Votes are in and here are the results : 1-S.O.N.O.G.R.A.M.-One Be Lo(11 Votes) 2-Be-Common (7 Votes) 3-The Minstrel Show-Little Brother(6 Votes) =4- A Piece of Strange - Cunninlynguists (5 Votes) =4- Grandmasters -DJ Muggs vs RZA (5 Votes) =4- Mouse and the Mask-Danger Doom (5 Votes) =4- The Documentary-The Game (5 Votes) 5-Late Registration- Kanye (4 Votes) =6- Archetype-Tonedeff (3 Votes) =6- Carter II-Lil Wayne (3 Votes) =6- Monkey Bars-Sean Price (3 Votes) =6- Orange Moon over Brooklyn - Pumpkinhead (3 Votes) =7- AWOL-AZ (2 Votes) =7- Beauty and the Beat-Edan =7- Black Dialogue-The Perceptionists =7- Hell's Winter-Cage =7- Modal Soul-Nujabes =7- State of the Arts-Afu-Ra =7- The B.Coming -Beanie Sigel =7- The Craft-Blackalicious =7- The Dusty Foot Philosopher-K'naan =7- The Emcees Propoganda-Jin and here are all the albums I could dig up from 2006 I'm sure I missed some so feel free to vote for any that I don't have on the following list. Pick as many as you like. Please star this question so others can find it, Thanks!!! The List : 1983-Flying Lotus 20/20-Dilated Peoples 2K7 The Tracks-Dan The Automator 4:21 The Day After-Method Man Act Your Waist Size-Count Bass D American Me-CL Smooth Beatz Volume 1-Large Professor Black Magic-Swollen Members Block Music-Shawnna Blood Money-Mobb Deep Blue Collar-Rhymefest Crown Control-Debaser Doctor's Advocate-The Game Donuts-J Dilla Eastern Philosophy-Apathy Every Hog Has It's Day-Boss Hog Barbarians Exodus into Unheard Rhythms-Oh No Expressions (2012 A.U.)-Dudley Perkins Feedback-Jurassic 5 Firewater-Tha Alkaholiks Fishscale-Ghostface Killa Food & Liquor-Lupe Fiasco Full Circle-Xzibit Game Theory-The Roots Gangsta Rap-Ice T Get Dirty Radio-A.G. Ghetto Warfare-M.O.P. Hell Hath No Fury-The Clipse Here-Nicolay Heroes in the City of Dope-Zion I & The Grouch Hi Teknology Vol 2 : The Chip-Hi Tek High Performance-7L Hip Hop is Dead-Nas History in the Making-JR Writer Idlewild-Outkast In My Mind-Pharrell Williams Killa Season-Cam'Ron King -T.I. 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The winners are : =1-Fishscale-Ghostface Killa(10 Votes) Food & Liquor-Lupe Fiasco =2-Game Theory-The Roots (9 Votes) Hip Hop is Dead-Nas =3Doctor's Advocate-The Game(7 Votes) Donuts-J Dilla Servants in Heaven Kings in Hell-Jedi Mind Tricks 4-4:21 The Day After-Method Man(6 Votes) =5-King -T.I.(5 Votes) Laugh Now, Cry Later-Ice Cube 6-Kingdom Come-Jay Z(4 Votes) =7-20/20-Dilated Peoples(3 Votes) Blue Collar-Rhymefest Life-KRS One Murray's Revenge-MURS and 9th Wonder Release Therapy-Ludacris =8-Everready (The Religion)Tech N9ne (2 Votes) Full Circle-Xzibit Hell Hath No Fury-The Clipse Hi Teknology Vol 2 : The Chip-Hi Tek Idlewild-Outkast Made in Brooklyn-Masta Killa Magnificent City-Aceyalone and RJD2 Shallow Nights Blurry Moon-ShinSight Trio Starr Status-Kenn Starr The Inspiration-Young Jeezy The Liquid Crystal Project-J Rawlz The Re-Up-Eminem The Torture Papers-Army of the Pharoahs

Answer: 'Fishscale' by Ghostface 'Blue Collar' by Rhymefest 'Game Theory' by The Roots 'Food & Liquor' by Lupe Fiasco 'Things Go Better with RJ and Al' by Soul Position 'Servants in Heaven Kings in Hell' by Jedi Mind Tricks

Question: Do you think these are funny? Sixty-Eight Fun Things to do in Walmart 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?" 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33. Take bets on the battle described above. 34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible." 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie." 52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word. 54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." 58. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 59. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 63.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!

Answer: Very good! I have it in for Wal Mart anyway. This should make my next visit much more interesting. Thanks!

Question: fun things to do at walmart [joke]? * Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. * Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. * Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. * Start playing football -- see how many people you can get to join in. * Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ''I need some tampons!!'' * Try on bras over top of your clothes. * Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. * While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ''Sex and Candy'' * Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ''I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares,'' and see what happens. * Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ''10.'' * Play with the automatic doors. * Walk up to complete strangers and say, ''Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!...'' etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. * While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ''Who BUYS this shit, anyway?'' . * Put pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. * Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. *. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. * As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ''Wow. Magic!'' * Put M&M's on layaway. * Move ''Caution: Wet Floor'' signs to carpeted areas. * Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. * Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. * Nonchalantly ''test'' the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. * Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,''...I'm Batman. Come, Robin -- to the Batcave!" * TP as much of the store as possible. * Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. * Play with the calculators so that they all spell ''hello'' upside down. (01134) * When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ''Why won't you people just leave me alone?" * When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, ''Red Rover!'' * Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. * Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. * Take bets on the battle described above. * Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect...) * While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. * While no one's watching, quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms. * Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ''Mission: Impossible.' * Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. * Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. * Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. * Set up a ''Valet Parking'' sign in front of the store. * Two words: ''Marco Polo.' * Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. * ''Re-alphabetize'' the CDs in Electronics. * In the auto department, practice your ''Madonna'' look with various funnels. * Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like ''the fat man walks alone,'' and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them. * While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying ''How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won.'' Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. * When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, ''No, no! It's those voices again!'' * Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. * Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. * Get a stuffed animal, go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying ''Good girl, good Bessie." * Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. * When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. * Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. * Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. * Test the fishing rods and see what you can ''catch'' from the other aisles. * In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with a girl and start flirting with him as ditisily as possible: ''Hi! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle).'' When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. ''Hi! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle).'' * Hold indoor shopping cart races. * Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. * When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through narrow aisles. * Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. * Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. * Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. * Say things like, ''Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?'' * Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., ''Do you have any Shnerples here?'' * Ride a display bicycle through the store -- claim you're taking it for a ''test drive.'' * Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. * Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples' carts when they aren't paying attention. E-Mail this Joke If you don't value friendship you are welcome to e-mail this joke to a friend.

Answer: and that is why I am banned from Tesco

Question: Fun things to do at Wal-Mart? 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?” 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.” 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!” 20. Put M&M’s on layaway. 21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Bat cave!” 26. Run around as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?” 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?” 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.” 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him “I need some tampons!!” 36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 37. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?” 41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: “Marco Polo.” 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics. 45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!” 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy” 52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!” 56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room. 60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels. 62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.” 66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 67. Ask other customers if they would like to join in your tag game. 68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” 69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it! 70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!” 71. Hit on the elderly. 72. Hit on 5 year olds. 73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if you’re trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockroach I’ve ever seen, I think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat. 74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray. 75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that you’re a cat. Meow when people walk by rub up against their legs, etc. 76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that you’re a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture. 77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you. 78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying. 79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your friend. 80. Excessively use anything thing that says “Try Me”. 81. Start pocketing any and all free samples. 82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of French fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from Caldors, but not Walmart/Kmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else your know. You disgust me” Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl- like as you can. 83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too. 84. When you’re alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. 85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like you’re having some kind of massive seizure. 86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if you’re suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see whose watching and run away as fast as your can. 88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department 90. Put lingerie in the men’s department. 91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn around. 92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that someone is trying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over, start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little attention” Then run away crying. 93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized. 94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming “NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t light the zippo, just hold it closed. 95. Light a match under a sprinkler. 96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun”. Then walk away. 97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him. Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy. 98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that you’re a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this” 99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone. 100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen my mommy?” 101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless.

Answer: if i do them all what would u give me